The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For marrying yourself!

 

[Lambi]

For blaming others for your failures!

 

[reg42]

For making me fail all the time!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For eating chicken pot pie.

 

[reg42]

For being a bad turntable!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sobering up a group of fatties!

 

[Ren3004]

For making my back hurt.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being sentimental!

 

[Ren3004]

For not caring about those poor whale babies.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking the babies survive when the parents are hit.

 

[Ren3004]

For thinking that makes it any better.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being far too attached to the damn little things.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

For sharing my sentiments...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not cutting him into very thin slices for being so sentimental!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to get into the safehouse!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You mean the safehouse I just burned down?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in a trojan horse!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's me in the trojan horse!
[sup]There is a timed black hole generator in there though...
It's quite powerful too...
When it goes off this galaxy won't be the only thing that's gone...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for illuminating a useless table!