The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it is useless...
and a table...
[sup]Excellent![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing far too many legs to your dinner!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For Fucking in the bushes.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being way too fat!

 

[Lambi]

For not finding a better fucking place!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For Being way too green!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting your jaw wired shut!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping him...
wire his jaw just!
[sup]Pass me the titanium wire![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For dooming us all!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not cleaning them faster!
[sup]You won't get any food until they're all clean!
Here's another 100000 of them.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for investigating your disappearance!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not celebrating my unexpected reappearance!

 

[Neonbob]

...for controlling the spice!

 

[reg42]

For building bridges!

 

[Neonbob]

...for setting off the metal detector!

 

[Poopie McGhee]

...For peeing in the pool.
[sup][sub]Great, now everyone has to leave... Smooth move... [/sub][/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For peeing in the other pools we have around here!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting the darkness consume you literally!