The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For eternal eating of sandwiches!

[sup]I know. I made a thread in Off Topic to celebrate it. You can find it by searching for the only thread there at the top page where I'm the thread creator.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having way too many posts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not giving me a reason to get more posts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's a reason at all!
[sup]That's not a reason to get a higher post-count!
It only has the side-effect of increasing it.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blasting your mouth off so much that your tongue fell off!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going to a place called a bazaar with a bizarre elephant!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not eating the elephant before I come along!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I just ate him..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking they're good for anything else!

 

[reg42]

For scaling the walls of the firey demon gate!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting him off my gate!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making mandatory fetch quests!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making no quests at all!