The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking my mind is ruled by laws!
[sup]It's total ANARCHY![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tea too!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to steal from yourself!

 

[reg42]

For being a giant titty.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not helping him in that noble quest!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping him either in his noble quest for perversion!

 

[reg42]

For thinking groping giant titties is perverted!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending to tink that's while I'm talking about while you know very well what I'm really talking about!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making the skies pour blood!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For nuking the whales.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Neon
For not thinking that's a nice touch!

@Voodoo
For being a ninja!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowning I take pride in that!
[sup]You try making an inanimate object cry![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving me a list of hatred!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not assassinating everyone on that list!
[sup]Or die trying...[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For using a variant on a word that Shakespear made up!