The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What word was that?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so damn long to process my request!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting you have to make a request before it can be processed!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For losing a request he received.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I received any requests!

 

[reg42]

For "apparently Shakespear invented the word 'assassinate'. Quite interesting really"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting random facts here!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For disliking random facts.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to hug a superconductor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting the superconductor all for yourself!

 

[Ren3004]

For trying to strangl- Gah! *gasp* Glurgle GHRRRH *gasp*

 

[reg42]

For not speaking clearly!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For just standing there instead of strangling him too!

 

[Ren3004]

For promoting strangling.

 

[reg42]

For running away from strangulation!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For caring while you should be busy getting strangled!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For not following proper strangulation etiquette.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'd follow any etiquette unless it causes you more suffering!

 

[Ren3004]

For being a meanie.