The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for still being in school despite my coolness rubbing off on you so much!

 

[Hazy]

For not knowing that I do school online!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to swim on a pool table!

@Goat

For not knowing there are also some zombiechicks!

[sup]No, I'm not talking about birds![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for going to your classes three hours late every day!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the half of it!

 

[Hazy]

For knowing the half of it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking your tongue onto a lamp post and dancing along to Single Ladies!

 

[Hazy]

For watching me on Friday nights!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not poking his eyes out!

 

[reg42]

For killing it with fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking fire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disobeying the paperclip!
[sup]HEY! LISTEN! We're on page 666![/sup]

 

[Hazy]

For pointing out what I was going to point out!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, MORTAL!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still not knowing I'm no mortal!
[sup]After all this time I would expect you to know that![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiring a gas-sniffing monkey to do my job!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being so easily replaced by a monker!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking the monkey will do a job as good as I did

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing te monkey does a much better job tham you did and only costs bananas!