The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not handing me the adamantium drill bit when I asked!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Have you been playing Motherload?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for playing Thunderhorse in a retirement home!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my Thunderhorse of Doom!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing all of your paycheck in a fixed game of chase the hobo!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I have a paycheck?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so easily lost in conversations of pain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being so easily lost in general!

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing people into the pit of non-personification!

 

[reg42]

For being a Nobel Nuker!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing how inefficient he is when it comes to exterminating the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going back to insult my pace! I like this hobby, goddammit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For working so slow that I'm starting to consider doing it myself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking matters of life and mummies into your hands!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For involving mummies in matters of life and death!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to exclude any kind of creature!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to put the mummies separate from the death category!

 

[reg42]

For taking one for the opposite team!

 

[Lambi]

For looking at the sky on a stormy day!

 

[Neonbob]

...for one-upping the master of unlocking!