The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For being a wayward son and carrying on!

 

[Neonbob]

...for insulting the hospitality of a million people!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping him with the insulting!

 

[Neonbob]

...for baying at the moon!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my docking bays on the moon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to let me on a guided tour of the place!

 

[reg42]

For "your fur is dirty! Don't you wash?"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling me a sack of sand!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to enjoy it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For refusing to enjoy it!

 

[reg42]

For "OMG, page 666 *gasp*"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For just noticing that now!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing you can't put your hands up a skirt I don't have!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I cut them off and threw them in the trash!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for being too dense for me to drill through!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using a better drill!