The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being mean enough for Villain School!

 

[Ren3004]

For not knowing I got kicked out of Villain School for being too evil.
[sub]Then I finished my education in Psychopath University.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you can get kicked out of Villain School for being too evil!
[sup]You can't!
I know because I created both Villain School and Evil![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For having delusions of grandeur.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's a trait shared by all villains!
[sup]But in my case it's not a delusion![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining all the textures in my game!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about the textures and not even noticing that I replaced the executable with an empty txt file!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For being a hack hacker (get it?)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For breaking way too many oaths!

 

[Neonbob]

...for replacing all of your teeth with sharks, and then chasing me down the hall of an abandoned mansion!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking the mansion is abandoned!
[sup]Haven't you noticed my vampire minions hanging around?
Maybe you didn't notice them because they're not the sparkling kind...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing some of those vampires are also strippers!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dnying the awesomeness of the undead!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting a thigh warmer to fix your teeth!

 

[Hazy]

For being too cool! Stop it, you're making the rest of us look bad!