The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting him do that all alone!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to free me from constraints!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For taking so long to post here!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breathing the breath of life into a toadstool!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a toadstool!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring your packing list!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I have a packing list!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking about anyone but the leaves!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I think about the leaves!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to counter all my posts with the same rationale!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm rational at all!

 

[Neonbob]

...for going on tangents made of sparkles!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting stuck in a cosine!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting people into a prison full of chihuahuas!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting me to feed my chihuahuas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking those little shits deserve any food!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to deny those innocent people the privilege of getting eaten by MY chihuahuas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling that any kind of honor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing it is an honor because those chihuahuas are MINE!
[sup]It's not a big honor, but they don't deserve more![/sup]