The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that association with you is enough to redeem the fact that they are chihuahuas!

 

[Bluedemon322]

For killing innocent whales! Hi NEONBOB. Probably don't remember me

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting your self in ways that only a turtle can!
[sup]Of course I remember you, Demon![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing...
something...

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so intentionally vague about stuff that could have far-reaching consequences!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my...
vagueness...

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting ellipses in one too many places!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my ellipses!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using too many! We have quotas, goddammit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "You have quotas, I don't!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for not realizing you've been behind on them for a damn long time.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I can be behind on something I don't have!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not checking your paperwork!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I should care about paperwork!
[sup]FOOL! Paperwork is for my subordinates to keep track of how well they're doing to satisfy me![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not checking their work!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need to check on my subordinates when I know what they're doing at all times!

 

[Neonbob]

...for replacing all the bones in your body with money!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that was my body!