The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for even bothering with the skipping nonsense!

 

[Hazy]

...for not telling me I had a bonus!

...for implying skipping is nonsense!

 

[neoontime]

...for believing the bonus was anything but a toothpaste cap!

 

[Hazy]

...for not knowing about my proposal to change the currency to toothpaste caps!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing your currency is no good here!

 

[Hazy]

...for refusing to accept my currency as legitimate.
[sub][sub]It's the wave of the future, guys! Come on![/sub][/sub]

 

[neoontime]

...for changing your name to justin because you are a Justin Bieber fan!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my sense of music!

 

[neoontime]

...for listening to crap like Nickelback in the first place!
(i still like Nickelback)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For licking the backs of nickels!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to grow nickels on your back!

 

[reg42]

For preferring bronze and silver!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For prefering plastic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I'm always at war!
[sup]Even though it's actually me (and my minions of course) killing everyone else...[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For getting your dead on!

 

[Neonbob]

...for having way too much time to consider things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being inconsiderate when it comes to trying out new torturing techniques!

 

[Neonbob]

...for keeping with your old plans!