The Guy above me is a troll because...

[neoontime]

...for your old plans being killing koala babies!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For never getting new plans and neither improving your old plans even though they are as far from perfect as they could be!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing what Rome did to my family!

 

[Hazy]

...for harboring a deep, dark past!
[sub][sub][sub]That's my angle, bub![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I hypnotized Nero into doing it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For assuming I wear shoes!

 

[reg42]

For being a barefoot hippy!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm barefoot!
[sup]There is more footwear than just shoes you know![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For leading the Army of Hell to the Land of Unicorns!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting those overrated pit-ponies to be exterminated!

 

[neoontime]

...for hanging up the phone during my loud awkward breathing.

 

[neoontime]

...for assuming you and a pillow was worth anything!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For assuming you couldn't make money by filming it an selling the film to pillowfetishists!

 

[neoontime]

...for thinking it was any better than my sex tape with the duster!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so goddamn happy all the time!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being such a sad panda all the time!

 

[neoontime]

...for bringing up what helped the Romans hurt my family, damn pandas!