The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For this "mar-e-lade"!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not sensing this disturbance in the force!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Pony!

 

[Lambi]

For pudding!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not giving me the pudding!

 

[neoontime]

...for not noticing the pudding was toxic chocolate flavor!

 

[Ren3004]

For having two "o"'s on his name.

 

[reg42]

For having an avatar which I'm pretty sure is for one of the KotOR's!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lagging behind on so many things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lagging ahead!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing a fat lady to the opera!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing she was needed to end the show!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using a cannon to do that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing we have more cannons!
[sup]They're Big Berthas.
We've got bigger ones too, but that would be overkill.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being all lame in battle!
[sup]Yes, that's the first thing I thought.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for using battle as an excuse to procreate!

 

[neoontime]

...for trying to procreate with the vasectomy doctor!