The Guy above me is a troll because...

[neoontime]

...for forgetting about Ice Cream!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not tracking him down with the power of the eye of aggamoto!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Format your memory now and you will receive a planet of cows!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting that to be a valid reward!

 

[neoontime]

...for licking whipped cream off of pikachu's electric sacs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting into a ton of detail when five pounds would have sufficed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not calling neoon a troll for misspelling Pikachu!

 

[neoontime]

...for making me realize my utter flaws of retardom!

 

[Neonbob]

...for flying fat fuckos forward forcefully for fantastic...FUCK! No more alliteration!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for 'Fuck...I haven't posted here in ages.'

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to get back here!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realizing I've been busy.
Kinda.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for shunning me on my comeback.

[sup]Well, fine. I'll just go then.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to leave after I put shackles on your toes!
[sup]CAN YOU FEEEEL THEM?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for shackling only my toes.

[sup]Why not my fingers and nose?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing how expesive those shackles are for people who unlike myself have a limited budget!