The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for *Nipple tweaks more*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *Nipple tweaks Furb*

 

[Neonbob]

...for resorting to such inane things like that!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *Nipple tweaks Neon*

 

[Neonbob]

...for tweaking things that should be spun!
*licks sassy's eyeball and pokes sternum*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spinning things that should be licked!
*Tweaks ears and licks nose*

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking things that should be hit!
*flicks toenail and grabs leg*

 

[Neonbob]

...for hitting me with a smoked ham instead of the agreed upon half pound of bacon!

 

[neoontime]

...for putting hands in air and waving them like you just don't care!

 

[Neonbob]

...for waving other people's hands in the air!

 

[neoontime]

...for being creepy and grabbing my hand!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not liking my hand caressing your palm!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing that i haven't gotten my cooties shot yet!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting that when I was handing them out!

 

[neoontime]

...for forgetting that my mommy told me to not take things from strangers!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using your own judgment!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he has a free will of his own!
He doesn't, so forget about the judgement.

 

[reg42]

For this concept of "will"!