The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking about the damn SMELL.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing the smell as just an extra weapon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for apparently not minding the stench!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For apparently being too weak to handle the smell!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I even want to handle the smell when it's been three weeks!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not even being able to handle the smell for a few hundred years!
[sup]Don't worry, it should be getting less bad after a century, because by then most of those zombies will probably have rotten away.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to do that when I have the ability to counter the smell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "The only way to counter this is to remove your sense of smell!"

 

[Ren3004]

For giving me up, letting me down, running around and deserting me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for doing a reverse roll!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to overload functions while using the same kind of variable in the same order.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a controlling command in a non-threatening way!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the fact you don't notice the threat is proof it works!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting your own intentions under a large microscope!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking they'd fit under a normal sized microscope!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not trying harder!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking my infinite microscope!

 

[reg42]

For shooting lasers from your buttocks!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing I ate radiated indian food!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's the only place I shoot lasers from!