The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I've been so obvious as to literally post it!
[sup]He's just not been paying attention![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not going to his house and leaving post-it notes all over the place.

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing I used all my post-its for a flip-book for boobies!

 

[reg42]

For drawing all over the house!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not designing the house with drawing in mind!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's better than designing the house with burning down in mind!

 

[Ren3004]

For having really big thighs.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having thighs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for nomming on the thighs of people!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for nomming on my mobile phone and breaking it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for replacing my bones with squishy things!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for two things. Not liking the squishy things and not having 30K yet.

[sup]C'mon, keep up with the young 'uns, old man! XD[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For massive post-count elitism!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for medium post count elitism!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for secretly getting 30K posts without notifying us![footnote]Us includes: PRIATE. That's it.[/footnote]

 

[Hazy]

For... making me forget what I was going to say!
[sub][sub]Give me a sec... It'll come to me...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not letting your brain come to its own conclusions on matters!

 

[Hazy]

...for not knowing that I did that once, and I am no longer allowed back in Mexico because of it!