The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a post count which is so far over 9000 it's not funny anymore!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being MaxTheReaper!

 

[Aerodynamic]

For having an adorable catgirl avatar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having one!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a mouse on the moon!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a user-based pun!

 

[Grayjack]

For nuking the whales!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to see the logic behind my actions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For needing logic for those actions.
[sup]Unless your logic is: Whales are alive therefor the whales must die therefor they must be nuked.[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For (x + 3)(-x + 4)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For -x²+x+12

 

[reg42]

For functions!

 

[Neonbob]

...for never trying to court his favor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to court the favor of one of my underlings!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to relinquish control!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's even possible!