The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring things on purpose!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting in between two of my posts!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being the bread!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting eaten!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not checking the contents before you ate!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing THAT THING while you should be doing THAT OTHER THING!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting things in too many things that didn't need things inside their things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Fot thinking things could ever have enough things inside their things!

 

[Neonbob]

...for overthinging things!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For underthinging things when things should be more thinged!

 

[Neonbob]

...for unintentionally thinging things up the thingamabob!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thingking that was unintentional!

 

[Neonbob]

...for elaborating on a nasty plot to control the water!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm plotting to gain control over the water while I already have it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for always taking things one too many things too far in the order of things.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I've taken things way past the order of things a long time ago!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to get jiggy somethinng like THAT!
I've got better things to do!