The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I also have better things to do that involve Death Stars and blowing up planets..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting in the way of progress!

 

[Hazy]

...for not seeing the damage that your progress has brought upon these lands!

 

[neoontime]

...for pattling the boat with your elbows!

 

[Hazy]

...for not notifying me that people were watching!

 

[Neonbob]

...for confiscating my lovely bubble pipe of smiting!

 

[Hazy]

...for not reminding me to confiscate your robe jacket as well!
[sub][sub]And don't play dumb, I know you have one! It is the essential attire of all who partake in using a bubble pipe![/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to take his bubble piping so you can enter the bubble piping competition yourself!

 

[reg42]

For bubbling up my house!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking the most solemn vow in the world!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For breaking your own back while trying to save a whale!

 

[Hazy]

...for implying that Bob would ever go to the trouble of saving a whale!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that he's actually been saving the whales all this time while posing as a whale-nuker!
[sup]Don't you find it strange that the whales aren't exterminated yet?[/sup]

 

[Hazy]

...for not knowing that I was there when he rode a nuke down and destroyed my whale family!

He's been fooling you all this whole time!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he was trying to stop that nuke when he was riding it!

 

[Hazy]

...for not knowing that he was laughing maniacally while screaming "I'm gonna do it! I'm finally gonna do it! They're about to be nuked, and I'll be the one to do it!" as he rode it down.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I brainwashed him to say that every 666 minutes!

 

[reg42]

For "6! 6, 6! The nuuuumber of the beast!"

 

[Hazy]

...for beating me to saying that!