The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for blasting through a wall with a library book!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For always needing nuke to get through a wall!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being in that warlord vote thing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for re-issuing all of your problems!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[neoontime]

...for being a ninja with ninja powers!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting an old dog forget his tricks!

 

[neoontime]

...for not knowing that his tricks were too deadly!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking that into account when you trained him!

 

[neoontime]

...for not fearing for your own life!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring all the safeguards I put up!

 

[neoontime]

...for forgetting to put a safeguard for your groin because that is where he attacks!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I would ever leave my groin unguarded!

 

[neoontime]

...for protecting your groin but missing the crazy sex party!

 

[reg42]

For force feeding the masses!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting force fed to the masses!

 

[reg42]

For helping him feed me to people!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not expecting me to do something like that!
[sup]Seems I haven't been obvious enough...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not being obvious enough.