The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that was my idea!
[sup]Seriously, that's one of the least annoying things THAT GUY came up with.
Good thing I destroyed him before he could implement something else![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking your spirit with chains and dogs!

 

[reg42]

For getting on the crazy train!

 

[neoontime]

...for not realizing he was a psychopath!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For challenging yourself to a duel to the death!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking out of a cage that I made for you!

 

[neoontime]

...for leaving it out in the rain and making it rusty!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking care of it like you promised!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not scolding him for being foolish enough to think that a mere cage can contain even an infinitely small fraction of my glorious self!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to reinforce it like I told you to!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'd want any part of me contained in a cage even if it were possible!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing all of my offers for aid!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For destroying your own messengers who you sent with that offer before they arrived!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring all of the orange peels!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking orange peels are worth paying attention to!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ignoring their intrinsic value as odor eaters!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking odors are worth paying attention to!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking about the possibilities! You could let your bodies sit for a while instead of moving them immediately!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need to move the bodies at all!
[sup]The only reason I'd need to move them is if I wanted my zombie army elsewhere![/sup]