The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking battle was the excuse!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting a valid excuse!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need an excuse!

 

[reg42]

For excuses, excuses, where are my mooses!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Behind you!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for making so many clones of yourself!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For remembering my clones!
[sup]Ah, good times...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking they would ever be forgotten!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to trick me into a painful day of hatred!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to give me deja vu!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting stuck in a near-infinite loop!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[Neonbob]

...for repeating yourself like a cloned monkey!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not formatting your memory!

 

[Lambi]

For *TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Format your memory now and there will be cake!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for tempting people with more bullshit than a planet of cows!