The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a creepy avatar!

 

[Sleekgiant]

....for not having a creepy avatar

 

[reg42]

For having an awesome avatar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still having a creepy avatar!

 

[Scde2]

For being a maid!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing this is called "cosplay"!

 

[reg42]

For playing this new game called "Cos".

 

[Scde2]

For being 42!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing things.

 

[reg42]

For things, terrible things!

 

[Scde2]

For giving me nightmares!

 

[reg42]

For having red eyes!

 

[Scde2]

For not using the Jim Carry/Lady Gaga avy anymore!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it.

 

[Scde2]

FOR TALKING TOO QUIETLY!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For apparently knowing me too well.
[sup]I know I always talk too quietly.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For letting others know him well.

 

[Scde2]

For stating the obvious!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much salt in the water off the coast of Borneo!

 

[Sleekgiant]

...for complaining about said salt