The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having a cake ready to celebrate my return!

 

[Scde2]

For forcing me to make a cake at 1:00 AM!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Silence! Less complaining, more cake-making!"
*lashes whip*

 

[ThreeWords]

For blinding me with science

 

[reg42]

For taking up knitting!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to unknit him!

 

[reg42]

For being in support of the A-bomb!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I need those A-bombs as fuses for other more powerful bombs.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being rich and happy!

 

[reg42]

For being a pleasant person!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving a reason which is not trollish at all!

 

[Scde2]

For having that catgirl maid avy for too long!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to change that now!
[sup]I'll have some more time to make one in a few weeks once my exams are over.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for costing me a date!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having that many posts and still increasing them!
[sup]Wait? I cost you a date? How did I do that?[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For costing people dates!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For almost insinuating that I owe them dates!

 

[Scde2]

For being too busy!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for not being busy enough >:O