The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not trying to enjoy it!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For enjoying it!

 

[reg42]

For rocking and rolling all night!

 

[Scde2]

For rolling around on rocks all night!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rocking the vote!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For rocking a killer fro

 

[Neonbob]

...for buzzing your house with a large plane!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For landing a Boeing 747 in your living-room!

 

[Neonbob]

...for causing a resurgence of "Ask A ___" threads!

 

[Scde2]

For stopping me from creating an "Ask An Emo" thread!

 

[Lambi]

For considering doing so!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For Ninjaing me on the same post!

 

[Scde2]

For not thinking thatwas a good idea!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting a bed on fire while I was on it!

 

[Scde2]

For being MIA!

 

[Scde2]

For being always with me...Even though I am alone...in a locked house...in the middle of the night...In the dark...Posting on the Escapist...While listening to Lady Gaga.

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not seeing me outside.....waiting to make love