The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for thinking that eating brains doesn't make you learn anything.

[sup]Ever seen Heroes? Yes, he doesn't eat them but he sort of pokes around and studies them a bit. So I assume eating them will teach you a lot.[/sup]
 

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...for not assuming I might be Sylar.

[sup]Hello, Gabriel. MY NAME IS SYLAR!! Yep, I do know way too much.[/sup]
 

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...for forgetting I have telekinesis.

[sup]That will not work, my friend. I can flip it with one hand movement.[/sup]
 

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...for not realising he is pinned against the wall, and I am cutting the top of your skull off.

[sup]Just for the lols.[/sup]
 

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...for not realising I can't help it, the Hunger has consumed me.

[sup]For gods sake, I've got to clean the carpet now...[/sup]
 

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...for not having any powers I can nick.

[sup]Gotta to go see Peter now...[/sup]
 

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...for not realising his brain hasn't got anything for me to use.

[sup]I poke around your brain for powers. You have none.[/sup]