The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's a long running joke when he hasn't been around to see Goat's tongue like a bullwhip thing.
[sub]Or Sas's dirty love of Phil Collins.[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not letting me know about these things.
[sub]Love of Phil Collins, ewwwwwwwww.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to protect me from myself.

[sup]Link to bullwhip tongue, please.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for needing links [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.147399?page=1] to such things.

[sub]He starts on page 2 I think.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being sssllllloooowwwww.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being soluble in water.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being nasty about me.

[sup]Why? WHY???[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being able to handle a little tough love.
[sub]Bah. Work. Must go now.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a job.

[sup]Works overrated.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for containing a full week's supply of vitamin B12.
[sub]As based on a 2000 calorie a day diet.[/sub]

 

[Magnatek]

...for forcing nutrition standards upon others.
[small]That's unhealthy.[/small]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for impersonating the FDA.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating too many greens.

[sup]Look what it's done to you.[/sup]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for not realising the true greatness of greens and their nutritional value

[small]Green is a healthy colour![/small]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking being green is healthy.

[sup]The color is used to represent zombies and sickness, man! Are you insane???[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that being a zombie in unhealthy.

[sub]Brains are very nutritious.[/sub]