The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for accusing me of cheating.

[sup]If you've got it, why not use it.[/sup]
 

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...for finding out my fatal weakness.

[sup]I'm melting, melting away into nothingness...[/sup]
 

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...for complaining about mopping me up.

[sup]Hey, you did it, now live with the consequences.[/sup]
 

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...for thinking I won't lead a full and rewarding life.

[sup]I've been offered a job as Tom Cruise's lookalike.[/sup]
 

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...for taking so long to realise I am evil.

[sup]You shoulda know around the Phil Collins phase.[/sup]
 

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...for being uber fail.

[sup]Yep, uber is making a comeback.[/sup]
 

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...for thinking Phil Collins can't be brought back.

[sup]I am a witch/wizard, remember...[/sup]