The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mourning his dead husband.

[sub]That's right! Cry, Frenchie! Your tears please me![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling me French.

[sup]It's obvious I'm 1/2 Japanese, 1/8 Scottish, 1/8 English, 1/8 American and 1/8 Kazakhstan.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying about his background.

[sub]No, you're quite clearly French.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I'm still French.

[sup]Merde...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing up bad memories.

[sup]Thanks, buddy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having memories.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not sharing his good memories with us.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking this is story time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking it's story time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding a story.

[sub]Once upon a time there was a goat. This goat was very swollen. Then I shot him for being insolent and blowing off my legs with an exploding chair![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving in to his demand.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being shot.

[HEADING=1]BAH!!![/HEADING]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting me do the shooting.
[HEADING=1]MWAHAHAHA![/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still complaining about being shot.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing he's next.

*CLICK!*

[sub]Ummmmm...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he had dead mans click.

[sup]I don't...BOOM![/sup]