The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the double tap has anything to do with deadly fire.
...for calling me out on the obvious hypocrisy, when that's supposed to be a secret.
[sub]Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a chair to go sit in.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blowing his plan.

[sup]You utter idiot...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me there was a new plan.

[sup]What the hell, man? I need to know these things...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for expecting me to pick up on the small things.

[sup]I'm a sassafrass, what do you expect?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not warning me the chair would explode.

[sub]Now I have to go the hospital and get my legs re-attached.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for rigging up all the explosive chairs.

[sup]You're like Fatman from MGS2.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for drawing comparisons to video games.

[sub]NERD![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making dirty euphemisms.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising it may have been a Family Guy reference.

[sup]He got peanut butter in my chocolate.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that Family Guy stole that from a Reese's ad.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I could not possibly have know that.

[sup]BAH!!! Fooled again![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being outsmarted by Family Guy.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that's a bad thing.

[sup]Sometimes their humour is quite intelligent...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for enjoying Phil Collins! Why, yes, I am beating a dead horse.

[sub]Eh, I got tired of Family Guy. Too many pop culture references.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for beating a dead and exploded horse.

[sup]How could you???[/sup]