The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mysteriously exploding.

[sub]Well, that saves me a reload at least.[/sub]
...for being made of fail. Goat fail.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for accusing someone from somewhere of something.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I was referring to him spontaneously exploding.
...for still spontaneously exploding.

[sub]The hell?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting his goat license revoked.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for failing to realise I might be exploding someone else...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BLAARRGGHHPROJECTILEVOMITAAARRRGGGH!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for attracting the horde to my presence.

[sup]PELLZ HERE!!![/sup]

[sup]And I also bid thee goodnight, mentalmen.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for actually making a clever pun.

 

[Ren3004]

...for liking clever puns.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking my clever pun.

[sup]I thought it was good.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for assuming I didn't like it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not clarifying if he liked it or not.

 

[Ren3004]

... for needing clarification.
[sub]Can't you read my mind?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking we're all psychics here.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking that we aren't all psychics here.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being psychic.

[sub]Burn the witch![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising burning won't work.

[sup]I'll just bewitch the fire to make it all tickly and non-lethal.[/sup]