The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for contradicting himself.

[sub]What happened to cars being bad for the environment?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing I'd get lost going alone.

[sub]You're the one who knows where the pizza place is.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can follow directions when I have the navigational skills of a rock.

[sub]I guess you'll have to go and get it. I'll stay here.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for tempting me with the irresistible rocking chair.

[sub]But I have to go now, so maybe I'll sit in it another time.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for having been left alone.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all skeleton-y. Ness.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having lost the chair.

[sub]I don't see it around anymore. Do you?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having moved the chair all the way over there.

[sub]Well, it's behind a flaming tree. I can't sit behind a flaming tree, I'll get singed.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not fearing deadly fire.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for fearing the deadly fire.

[sub]It's only slightly deadly.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting Rule no.2 for surviving Zombieland.