The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for quoting a song at me I like but can't remember who sang it.

 

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...for not remembering that it was The Rolling Stones.

 

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..for reminding me of The Rolling Stones.

 

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...for playing forum games.

 

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...for stating the truth.

[sup]The truth is a lie...[/sup]

 

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...for making paradoxical statements.

 

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...for not believing the truth is a lie and a lie is the truth.

 

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...for acting like some kind of college philosophy student.

 

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...for thinking that God is a dog.

 

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...for giving me my first WTF? moment of the week.

 

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..for not realising my sanity has finally snapped.

 

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...for trying to convince me he ever had any sanity to begin with.

 

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...for[HEADING=1]GAH!!!![/HEADING]

 

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...for [HEADING=2]BAH!!![/HEADING]

 

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...for using smaller text then me.

[sup]Gotta go sleep now, see ya.[/sup]

 

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...for abandoning me.

 

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...for mistaking me for some kind of Sasquatch wrangler.

 

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...for thi-OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*Grabs application, smears with bacon grease to obscure the lies.*