The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for being horny...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing at the art of pun-making.

 

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...for pointing out my pun making fail.

[sup]Yeah, that's right, rub it in...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for[sub]tune[/sub] making it so easy to point out his flaws and attack them like meaty crabs, filled with that sweet and succulent flesh of the red and white, with a taste so immaculate that even the most hardy and stoic of men cry at its beauty and splendor.

*Drools*

 

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..for drooling all over the damn thread.

[sup]Dude, that's just disgusting. Hope you clean that up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting on to me about the drool.

[sub]Hey, I'll clean it up when it gets to be a problem. Until then, live with it.[/sub]

 

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..for not getting on to it sooner.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

 

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..for thinking I didn't notice.

[sup]That was the idea for my user name...and I love Tenacious D.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for slowly gaining back his respectability, despite the whole Phil Collins thing.

 

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...for thinking I care about respectability, when I've just lost it again on another thread.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for losing all of his respectability so soon.

[sub]*sigh* And I had such high hopes for you, too.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blowing up Phil Collins.

[sup]I should have been able to do it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to deny me the pleasure of blowing up Phil Collins.

 

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...for wanting to blow up Phil Collins when Keanu Reeves is a better choice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a troll. It's just as simple as that.

 

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...for accusing me of being a troll when clearly, he is the one trolling here.

[sup]...GAH!!!! HALO 3 SUXORZ!!! Dammit, you activated my troll mode.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wort wort wort.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being an elite(ist)

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for seeing a red door and wanting to paint it black.