The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

..for trying to sway me to love ze metal.

[sup]I already do, I just need something to relax me...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that Iron Maiden isn't relaxing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I didn't know what he doesn't know about what he said.

[sup]Yeah, I just fucked with your mind...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so damn goaty all the time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for MEH.

 

[Ren3004]

... for joining on someone's birthday.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining on my birthday.

[sup]No one has.../sob[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being eternal.

[sup]That explains why you haven't died yet...in a way.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reminding me of a guy from Black and White 2.

[sup]He said 'Groovy, baby' a lot.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being furrier and smellier.

[sup]\Eau de Goat...sexy(!)[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being 95% gelatin.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving me a chance to post first.