The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for thinking my face is made of steel.
[sub]It's a gold/titanium alloy.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using strange alloys for his face-metal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a green face.

[sub][sub]Normal colour too good for ya?[/sub][/sub]

Yes, I made the writing even smaller...

 

[Ren3004]

...for not making the writing small enough.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I can still read it...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the writing needs to be smaller, when really it needs to be [HEADING=1]larger.[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

For making it too large, when clearly it needs to be smaller.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Something like this I think.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for still writing in a readable font size.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]You can't see what I'm saying...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

EDIT: Hey, it looks like Morse code.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking things too far.

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]I now prefer this.[/HEADING]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not taking things far enough.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...[HEADING=1]for[/HEADING] thinking things [HEADING=2]need[/HEADING] to go FARTHER.

 

[Ren3004]

... for... too... much... colors
[sub]My eyes hurt.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it's the size that matters.

[sub]When really it's a question of how much dakka [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MoreDakka] you have.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not realising [HEADING=1]Size IS everything!!![/HEADING]

..for being a fabled ninja goat.

[sup]I'm SO looking forward to your review now...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for shortening the word "Sasquatch" incorrectly.

[sub]You shall call him Sass, or nothing.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for also shortening Sasquatch incorrectly.

[sup]It's just Sas.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a goat of great swelling.