The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crashing into my ship just as I came out of the jumpgate.

[sub]That's just great. No, really, thank you. Now I can stay here and die from lack of oxygen![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going off to the land of dreams and kittens.

[sub]Have fun with that, man. Dont' do anything I wouldn't do.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking he's going to the land of dreams and kittens.

[sub]For me it's more like the land of nightmares and demonic tigers.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting the demonic tigers get to him.

[sub]They just want to hug you. With their teeth.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for thinking demonic tigers only want to hug with teeth.

[sup]They do, but they also hug with claws.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for reaching out and touching someone.

[sub]With his dangly bits. Pervert.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for calling me a pervert.

[sup]Don't you know that hows Sasquatches greet each other?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having the most disgusting greeting I've ever heard of.

[sub]My people were much more civilized. We punched each other in the face.[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for having teeth in his hand

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having poop in his user name.

[sup]Quick question, why did you add me as a friend? Would PM you but can't be arsed.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for having it on his pants
I saw your post on "Escapist Elitism" and thought I could make myself laugh, so "for the lulz" And I've seen you around here EDIT: Why?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing what I have in my pants.

[sup]Just curious. It just seems to me that a lot of people look at the post count and go 'Oh, he must be awesome, he haz lots of posts' and just add me as a friend. Since I went past 2000 posts, this has happened a lot. But you don't seem to be that guy so cool.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for even having over two thousand posts.

[sub]Go outside, man![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having enough posts to even speak to me.

[sup]I would, but I am allergic to air, ya see.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for being allergic to air
I'm allergic to Dihydrogen Monoxide
And post count (Like Age) means nothing

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being allergic to anything that isn't normally harmful.

[sup]But to some the post count does mean something, unfortunately.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for not realizing the potential harm...
People Drown...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I was messing.

[sup]I think I got away with that one...[/sup]