The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to impose his sasquatchy ways on the rest of us.
...for smiting people. That's just rude.

[sub]Hey, some people have abridged Necronomicons and shotgun shells to buy.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he failed in his smiting.

[sup]OR DID HE?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing things on purpose.

[sub]It should have been accidental![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not doing things accidentally on purpose.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using words to form sentences.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for keeping me up all night.

[sup]I sleep now, it's 5.36am in the UK[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...um...

...

Damnit!

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not being all that coherent.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Foe making me want to slap him

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to slap people.

[sub]Falcon Punch them instead.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for encouraging ScaredCougar to hit me.

[sup]Dude, WTF?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for using the word shying. How dare you.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for being a angry creature

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making MY RAGE BUILD!