The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting to take paper towels with him to clean up the mess.
...for not picking up on the double entendre fast enough.

[sub]That "garbage" has a tendency to splatter when you're "cleaning" it.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering impatience is a virtue.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for misspelling souvenirs.

[sub]Goat, I am dissapoint.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not blaming the alcohol sooner.

[sup]Yes, do it now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for encouraging him to blame the alchohol when it's clearly the headwound that is at fault here.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not knowing I poisoned your beer.

>_>
<_<

[sup]Yeah, I did...you can feel it coursing through your veins, cant' you? Sleep my friend, sleep.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making better use of his last words.

[sup]Disappointed in you, Swollen Goat...very disappointed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for furthering the dissapoint being lumped upon Goat.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he's actually breathing and making the post above.

[sup]DAMMIT!!! Stronger poison next time...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not begging for CPR.

[sup]Beg me, beg me to spare your goaty life...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding begging when we could be getting money out of him instead.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising begging is more degrading.

[sup]I have no need for money, I'm a SASQUATCH!!!! I take what I want, when I want it![/sup]