The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing I lack the necessary tools for that.

[sub]How am I supposed to perform surgery with a blunt Taco Bell spork? HOW?![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making a fatal flaw in his claims of awesome.

[sub]No tugboat would go out in a snowstorm. LIES![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having an association to the tugboat of the damned.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not proving it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not instinctively knowing what he needs to prove.

[sub]The existence of Sleestaks, of course.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being more precocious than Cthulhu's red headed stepchild.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me have to go get my shotgun and abridged Necronomicon.

[sub]Damnit, every other Wednesday...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I've got the kind of cash to afford one of the nice Necronomicons.

[sub]I'm made of chinchilla, not money.[/sub]

 

[Merciful Death]

For believing it can't be obtained with mere money!

[small]I bought one myself[/small]

 

[Hollow Grimm]

For thinking that life is more than a piece of CHEEESE!!!!

[small]No really stop it[/small]

 

[Merciful Death]

For believing in my belief that life is no more than and nothing other than a nice piece of cheese
[small]Seriously, who do you think you are?[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

... for comparing life to cheese.
[sub]Everyone knows it's like pizza.[/sub]