The Guy above me is a troll because...

Ren3004 · Oct 13, 2009

... for wanting his hard-earned LSD.

[sub]Get your own![/sub]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for being so stingy with the LSD.

[sub]Share the love, man. Or in this case, the drugs.[/sub]

Sassafrass · Oct 14, 2009

..for not realising I've got LSD to share.

[sup]Only if you've got the cash, mind.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for charging me for LSD when he clearly owes me tribute.

[sub]Or have you forgotten that I am your new emperor, Frenchie?![/sub]

Sassafrass · Oct 14, 2009

..for thinking I owe him.

[sup]Nobody rules me, *****...cept maybe Satan.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for...ah, screw it...I'm too lazy to insult people.

PixelKing · Oct 14, 2009

For being fit enough to type.

Merciful Death · Oct 14, 2009

For suggesting that would make someone a troll, when in fact they would have to eat people in bed to be a troll.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for having weird concepts of what does and doesn't constitute a troll.

Ren3004 · Oct 14, 2009

... for knowing too much about trolls.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for not realizing that in my profession, I have to know a lot about trolls.

Ren3004 · Oct 14, 2009

... for having a job.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 14, 2009

...for presumably not having a job.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 15, 2009

...for not realzing that his resume was too poorly written for me to do that.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 15, 2009

...for suggesting that I use highly invasive surgery to find new employees.