The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for not thinking things of himself.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

for giving me confusion

 

[Ren3004]

... for being so easily confused.

 

[Ren3004]

...for defending the weak minded.

 

[ThreeWords]

...for bothering with the weak minded. They have no value, even as prey!

 

[Ren3004]

... for having sharp teeth.
[sub]And the weak minded have their advantages. As in "These are not the droids you are looking for."[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

For having a sharp scythe

[sup]Exactly why you don't employ them as guards, eh?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for making a post that has the same number as the year we're in.

[sub]No, but they're useful as a decoy/zerg rush.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for insinuating I don't love my country.


[sub]I had the Portuguese Republic symbol to commemorate Republic Day, then I changed it to the reaper for Halloween.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having waffles instead of hands.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking waffles for hands is a bad thing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I'm actually quite jealous of the waffle hands.

[sub]That lucky bastard.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for being jealous of waffle hands.

[sup]I just end up eating them.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating the waffle hands.

[sub]Now how will he play the piano?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising waffles can grow back.

[sup]Well, for me they do. I'm just that damn good.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for apparently being on LSD.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking being on LSD is a bad thing.

[sup]Now, why is there a unicorn riding a dog?[/sup]