The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for crying.

[sub]You big baby.[/sub]

 

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...for thinking you could ever defeat me!

[sub]Not when I have the power of Awesome on my side![/sub]

 

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...for forgetting about my trump card of a boatload of Sean Connerys!

BETTER WIN

 

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...for not noticing Liam Neeson sneaking up behind him to snap his neck.

 

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...for not knowing what precipitate forms when you combine potassium iodide with lead nitrate.

WIN+SCIENCE

 

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...for forgetting everything he learned in Chemistry. For shame!

[sub]Lead iodide and potassium nitrate. That's right, you just got pwned by mah brainmeats.[/sub]

 

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...for telling LIES!

[sub]I can't hear you! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la![/sub]

 

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...for telling more LIES!

[sub]Eighteen. Why yes, I is super-duper young.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking elders deserve respect. They deserve a swift kick in the ass.

[sub]Oh, definitely. Both of my parents are teachers, so trust me, I've gotten the whole "Value of a good education thing" my whole life.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking PETA can stand against a chinchilla!

[sub]Ha! They can't harm me![/sub]