The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for pointing out something which is a lie.

[sup]Why do you lie?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a mancrush on me.

[sub]Justified as it is.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me back away nervously.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining in on this party.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me fall off my chair laughing.

[sub]That bone line was priceless.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for editing out a funny line.

[sub]You sexy beast, you.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not posting said funny line.

[sup]It better had been funny...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for making me chuckle.

[sup]Good line.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for agreeing with me.

[sub]Hey, I can't control the ninjosity. It's a class feature.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not playing sultry jazz in the background.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not considering Barry White sultry.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for arguing that Barry White is not sultry, as well as sensuous.

[sub]Sultry-adjective- 1.oppresively hot; emmiting great heat
2.characterized by or arousing passion
3.Barry goddamn White[/sub]