The Guy above me is a troll because...

[XJ-0461]

...for having ten or more friends.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having his angry bald man stare at me.

 

[Ren3004]

...for having three people with blank faces stare at me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making fun of Bernie.

[sub]He's not that fat.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for mentioning Bernie.
[sub]Seriously, I said nothing about Bernie.[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

... for not noticing I don't actually have a tongue!

[sup]Yeah, I have a long memory, so what?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lacking most major organs.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having organs from several different chinchillas.

 

[Ramthundar]

...for hating that SCIENCE! can defy God's will.
[sub]Until to the point when it all goes to hell, that is.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that science would ever stomp on the toes of The Almighty.

[sub]Now stay still while I bombard these mutant scorpions with gamma radiation.[/sub]

 

[Ramthundar]

...for confusing me by misspelling Stomp (I think...)

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being easily confused by spelling mistakes.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for avoiding the real issue here.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for being clueless

 

[Merciful Death]

for not being clueless

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for having earned so much treasure

 

[Merciful Death]

for not having as much treasure as me

 

[Hollow Grimm]

..for being a treasure mounding, Wolf!