The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that it's only 0.99999 miles from the pyramids.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not placing his faith in the all powerful decimal point. Praise Him, in all of his decimal-y-ness.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for believing the folktale of fractions.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for gallavanting gracefully off to the lands of Gonzo.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that it's not trolly.

[sub]It so is.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I've been defeated.

[sub]"I have not yet begun to fight!"
"Well, now would be a really great time to start!"[/sub]

 

[TheDoctor455]

...for killing... what I think is a mouse... paying Dr. Frankenstein to reanimate it, just so you could use it for your forum avatar.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that this is clearly the fine work of Herbert West.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for talking about someone I've never heard of.

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for having glowing eyes

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having visible eyes.