The Guy above me is a troll because...

[XJ-0461]

...for having a family tree, rather than a family grapevine.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a grapevine filled with families.

 

[ThreeWords]

... for misunderstanding the previous poster. He meant there was a vine from which all his family got grapes, fool!

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a long tongue.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having no tongue.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having yellow teeth.

 

[badgersprite]

...For not getting any presents from Santa this year.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for believing in the illusion of Santa.

[sub]It's really just Sean Connery in disguise.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that Sean Connery wears many hats.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for referencing the hat-wearing ability of Sean Connery.

 

[Teh_Doomage]

For doubting Sean Connery.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a creepy smile.

 

[Toty54]

..for not having a smile or a face or a body.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having too much face.

 

[Jaywebbs]

For having more posts then me

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having a red and black avatar.

 

[Ren3004]

...for also having a red and black avatar.