The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a plasmid avatar.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a zombie avatar.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having dinner ready when I came home last night.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting me to prepare your dinner. I don't cook chinchilla brains.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for not having a Halloween-ised avatar.

 

[Ren3004]

... for putting up Halloween avatars a month before Halloween.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for not wanting to make the most of the season.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting to make too much out of the season. Besides, I got my own holiday to celebrate tomorrow.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for celebrating foreign holidays. You foreigner, you.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not letting foreigners celebrate their own holidays.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for standing up against oppression.

 

[Ren3004]

... for letting yourself be oppressed.

 

[Sam G]

For having half the number of posts it's popularly misconceived the devil has.

 

[Ren3004]

... for making a comment that becomes invalid after my following post.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being made of flag.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being made of several body parts sewn together.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being made of meat.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being made of hellfire.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the seventh son of a seventh son.

 

[Ren3004]

... for knowing my family tree.